A smoke sesh with friends or family is the best way to bond, you laugh, love, and enjoy each others company. However, just like there are ways to start a smoke sesh, there are ways to immediately end a smoke sesh known as party fouls.
Lose the Bag
Its the worst when you and your buds pitch in for a fat sack. You get all the way home, break out the bowls or bongs, or maybe you split up a gar. Then realize you can’t find your bag, you search for it every where with your group and nothing you finally come to the conclusion that its lost forever into the dark void of haha you suck.
This happens after you complete step one, LOCATE BAG. We all know its always a bummer to not have something to smoke out of, but its even worse when you get your bowl packed and by some grace of god it slips out of your hands and shatters into a million pieces. This is hard to avoid if your just a klutz like my friends are.
This usually happens from being destructive, but it sucks when you have to smoke bud off the ground. This happens when someone fumbles around on the reg, knocking into shit in the dark. You turn on the lights and the grinder that was packed full was tipped over and rolled off the counter on to the dirty barn floor. Huge party foul dude, Avoid at at costs!!!
A Bad Burn
Ignorance is what fuels this Party Foul. If you cant roll a decent smoke-able blunt or joint don’t try with a large group. You will be ridiculed, made fun of and will most likely be excluded from the sesh next time. Because a bad roll just wastes weed, so if your asked to roll and you don’t know how tell them, someone else probably has the skills to get you stoning.
Bad Circle Etiquette
When your in the circle you have to be aware of a few things. When its your turn in rotation and your telling a story, STOP TALKING and hit that shit. Plenty of time to get back to what you were talking about, don’t be the guy holding the microphone while others are waiting to blaze.
Oh another thing, make sure you don’t make out with the blunt, because they know who did it and it makes it some much harder to smoke with a wet paper.
Puff, Puff,Puff,Puff,Puff and Pass
Secret of life, Don’t Be A Greedy Dick. When your in a group, its customary for everyone to get 2 hits hence puff, puff, pass. You have to share with others if you want to be invited back, if you want to be mister Chief then go home and smoke your own stash.
Its very easy to mess up a good time if you don’t pay attention to these things. There’s definitely more then that i’m not thinking of right now, just remember to be cautious. But if you do party foul, just know that doesn’t mean its the end for you. Just figure out how to fix the problem, maybe with some pothead ingenuity.